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thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

highlandvalley:

Twitter / Minoru0320: 太陽の顏 (´Д`) …
elpasha71:

Ancient Egyptian funerary mask, incrusted wood, about 1400-1300 BC, end of 18th dynasty. Louvre

elpasha71:

Ancient Egyptian funerary mask, incrusted wood, about 1400-1300 BC, end of 18th dynasty. Louvre

metallickah:

unrealthings:

batreaux:

this is my linen closet, *shows you some towels*
and this is my lenin closet *shows you communist propaganda*

#Bed Bath and Bolsheviks

ohawkguy:

the notebook problem: you see a notebook. you want to buy the notebook. but you know you have like TEN OTHER NOTEBOOKS. most which are STILL EMPTY. you don’t need to notebook. you’re probably not gonna use the notebook anyway. what’s the point? DONT BUY THE NOTEBOOK. you buy the notebook.

Sometimes you’re 23 and standing in the kitchen of your house making breakfast and brewing coffee and listening to music that for some reason is really getting to your heart. You’re just standing there thinking about going to work and picking up your dry cleaning. And also more exciting things like books you’re reading and trips you plan on taking and relationships that are springing into existence. Or fading from your memory, which is far less exciting. And suddenly you just don’t feel at home in your skin or in your house and you just want home but “Mom’s” probably wouldn’t feel like home anymore either. There used to be the comfort of a number in your phone and ears that listened everyday and arms that were never for anyone else. But just to calm you down when you started feeling trapped in a five-minute period where nostalgia is too much and thoughts of this person you are feel foreign. When you realize that you’ll never be this young again but this is the first time you’ve ever been this old. When you can’t remember how you got from sixteen to here and all the same feel like sixteen is just as much of a stranger to you now. The song is over. The coffee’s done. You’re going to breathe in and out. You’re going to be fine in about five minutes.
The Winter of the Air  (via skypolaroids)

andrewsadrian:

i just saw an ad that was probably supposed to say accident lawyers but it said accidental lawyers and i can’t sotp laughing “just got my law degree aw man this wasn’t what i meant to do how am i gonna get out of this one”

zuzuhiddles:

I’ll stop reblogging this when it becomes irrelevant which will be never. 

zuzuhiddles:

I’ll stop reblogging this when it becomes irrelevant which will be never. 

got-avengers:

I swear to Odin if someone doesn’t make this movie happen…

holyshitspn:

Things Dumbledore Did That’d Be Creepy If You Did Them

Sophie Turner & Maisie Williams at the Entertainment Weekly Comic Con Party Photobooth.

another meme i won’t finish ● {1/20} female characters - Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen

➝  Yes. All men must die, but we are not men. 

dutchster:

do twins ever realize one of them was unplanned