basically every other country is thor on the fourth of july
JKR has released new Lockhart info AND IT’S ALL I’VE EVER WANTED TBH I’VE BEEN WAITING LIKE 2 YEARS FOR THIS DAY
Albus “I’ll give kids a year of substandard education for a vital class to get someone back for angering two of my friends” Dumbledore.
Okay, just hear me out for a second.
Muggleborn kid with a talent for magic. Not real magic. Like, sleight of hand magic. And then a prefect catches them doing something like making a ball appear to vanish or whatever, and just loses their shit because this 11 year old kid has utterly mastered Vanishing Spells and what the hell how is that even possible.
I NEED THIS SO MUCH
if someone comes to murder you, hide under your bed and you’ll ACTUALLY BE HIDDEN
I think of this as a panic room?
These are the best gender neutral new baby greeting cards I have ever seen in my entire life.
[heavy sobbing] i just want to work for the parks department i just want to be leslie knope
"i can’t fucking read"
I don’t even know. I’ve been having a really bad day. Have some sharks.
These are for everyone.
Motivational sharks FTW
Happy Birthday Canada
THIS IS SOME FANFICTION SHIT RIGHT HERE
• Grades are more important than your morals,emotional & physical health
• How to hate people in general
• To want to quit life weekly
• How to text/eat in class without getting…