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finnhares:

basically every other country is thor on the fourth of julyimage

nudityandnerdery:

burntlikethesun:

JKR has released new Lockhart info AND IT’S ALL I’VE EVER WANTED TBH I’VE BEEN WAITING LIKE 2 YEARS FOR THIS DAY

Albus “I’ll give kids a year of substandard education for a vital class to get someone back for angering two of my friends” Dumbledore.

nudityandnerdery:

burntlikethesun:

JKR has released new Lockhart info AND IT’S ALL I’VE EVER WANTED TBH I’VE BEEN WAITING LIKE 2 YEARS FOR THIS DAY

Albus “I’ll give kids a year of substandard education for a vital class to get someone back for angering two of my friends” Dumbledore.

cianm1301:

askmissbernadette:

muchadoabouttruffles:

Okay, just hear me out for a second.

Muggleborn kid with a talent for magic. Not real magic. Like, sleight of hand magic. And then a prefect catches them doing something like making a ball appear to vanish or whatever, and just loses their shit because this 11 year old kid has utterly mastered Vanishing Spells and what the hell how is that even possible.

I NEED THIS SO MUCH

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osfleurs:

b0hemian-vibes:

if someone comes to murder you, hide under your bed and you’ll ACTUALLY BE HIDDEN

I think of this as a panic room?

osfleurs:

b0hemian-vibes:

if someone comes to murder you, hide under your bed and you’ll ACTUALLY BE HIDDEN

I think of this as a panic room?

varietyshow:

These are the best gender neutral new baby greeting cards I have ever seen in my entire life.

varietyshow:

These are the best gender neutral new baby greeting cards I have ever seen in my entire life.

ohwhatagloomyshow:

[heavy sobbing] i just want to work for the parks department i just want to be leslie knope

sexhaver:

"i can’t fucking read"

misterdrow:

estebanwaseaten:

relmarrownyiscool:

I don’t even know. I’ve been having a really bad day. Have some sharks.

These are for everyone.

Motivational sharks FTW

more-dopamine:

Happy Birthday Canada

tyleroakley:

THIS IS SOME FANFICTION SHIT RIGHT HERE

tyleroakley:

THIS IS SOME FANFICTION SHIT RIGHT HERE

ethiopienne:

perfection

laekkun:

juliuscaesarofficial:

relahvant:

shulamithbond:

tagyouareit:

dra3nei:

• Grades are more important than your morals,emotional & physical health

• How to hate people in general
• To want to quit life weekly
• How to text/eat in class without getting…

irwins-bandanass:


“After all this time, it seems to me like straight and fast is the only way out- but I choose the labyrinth. The labyrinth blows, but I choose it.”

YES. 

irwins-bandanass:

After all this time, it seems to me like straight and fast is the only way out- but I choose the labyrinth. The labyrinth blows, but I choose it.”

YES.