This is gonna be me at work pretending I’m ok
My cousin is always watching Everybody Loves Raymond in the other room while I’m on the computer. I always hear Raymond’s voice. His deep, throaty voice, like a hungover toad. It’s very unique. Sometimes I continue to hear the thick grog of Ray Romano long after the television is off. Ray tells me things. Ray tells me horrible, horrible things. And I listen.
Whoa. The MLA has officially devised a standard format to cite tweets in an academic paper. Sign of the times.
ebooks, Horse. (horse_ebooks). “Leg Butt” 18 Nov 2011, 12:38 PM. Tweet.
shout out to my parents for not supervising what i do on the internet ever
Update: Legolas’ pupils are about 3.5 cm wide each. Now drawing kawaii Legolas on physics assignment.
And they told you science was no fun.
I’m going to do it. I’m going to hand it in.
Pokedex Entry: Mewssingno., the Future-Devouring Pokemon.
Mewssingno. is the only Pokemon with complete omniscience. It knows where you live. It knows who you love. It knows you still pee your bed at night. And it knows you tried to cheat to get infinite Rare Candies and Masterballs.
Larger view here: http://starvingstudents.deviantart.com/art/Mewssingno-472862222
so my plan for halloween is to dress up as a Nazgul with my black horse and go trick or treating but instead of saying “trick or treat” i’ll either scream or hiss “Bagginssssssssss, Shhhhhhhire” and then ransack their villages in my search for the One Ring
i was joking
oh dear god
HOW MANY PEOPLE DID YOU TERRORIZE
Amazing Jurassic Park cosplay. I’m dying. Via Gamma Squad.
omg the video of them going around the con is HILARIOUS
Go faster. Must go faster.
This is the true spirit of cosplay
a full grown man riding in a Power Wheel modified to look like a Jurassic Park truck
with a lady in a raptor suit chasing him all over the convention
everyone else go home.
the sound of teenage girls laughing near you when you’re by yourself is literally the most terrifying thing a person can experience
Don’t befriend writers unless you want texts like this at 4:17 in the morning.
I don’t understand people who are like ‘I don’t drink water’ how are you even alive